IT'S ALIVE!!! Yeah, okay...so I took a break longer than most (or is it most of the few?) would like, but look who's counting... Yes, I'm 19 still a V.I.R.G.I.N. unlike some of the few of my friends. Yes, I think I'm officially going to get my first stripping, tao-poking, pillaring and what teenage what-have-yous at the course cohesion barbeque tomorrow. Yes, I have decided to take the vow/s of celibacy and pledge to abstain from erections (this is going to be difficult) masturbation, wet dreams, pornography,  high libido and all things pertaining in any remote way in no random preference, to um...activities of the corporeal variety. Pathetic you say? Well you can shove that thought up your ass because being a swinging bachelor does have its perks, like sitting here writing a blog entry to no one in particular on your birthday. Wow. Now that was coarse.

A little update before Jewel In the Palace airs. I'm posted to Ayer Rajah Camp- OETI- EWTW- Small Arms. I am now in the process of learning how to repair well, small arms naturally and stuff like that. Have done the GPMG, M203, SAR21, Pen Gun so far...Am I actually allowed to divulge camp activities on the net? Hm....Well, I'll know if I get sued by Mindef, SAF, PAP and any other political party that has nothing better to do than sue a clueless teenager for typing random letters in upper case for no particular reason than to get sued by Mindef, SAF, PAP and any other politcal party that has nothing better to do than sue.

Tomorrow, I'm going to meet the MO to get my specialist's letter endorsed. Hopefully, he wouldn't give me a migrain and I can leave the place knowing I can be downgraded. And stop shaking your heads. Screw NS and OCS.

At least my coursemates are interesting enough and there are people I can relate to. Or at least I think I can relate to. Anxiety abound.

But you know what would be the greatest present of all? To receive a certain epistle that will make all my dreams come true and allow me the opportunity to sing 'the hills are alive with the sound of music' everyday, minus the rolling green hills and warm spring sun of course. Just this once, let me be lucky.